Kanavan Manaivi Mokka Joke

Manaivi: Ennanga innaikku namma kalyaana naal... Koli adichi kulambu vaikkttumaa?

Kanavan: Naan seinja thappukku adhukku enn thandanai kodukkare..?

Manaivi: :

Sarakku kudikka kaaranam - Kanavan manaivi Mokka Joke

Manaivi: Kaaranam ilaama kudikkamaattennu sonneengale, ippo enn kudichheenga????..

Kanavan: Rocket vidradhuku bottle venumnnu namma paiyan kettaan adhaan

Manavi: ?????

lady pal doctor joke in tamil

pal doctarai paarkka ponen, anga lady pal doctor irundhanga thirumbi vandhutten...
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ennaa naam endha ponnukittayum PALLAI kaatti nikka koodaadhu !!! .. hehehe...

Funny IQ question - Count the Days

Oru Varudathil, 7 Masamgal 31 naatgalai kondulladhu, adhe pol ethanai maadhangal 28 naatgalai kondulladhu?.....
a) 3
b) 1
c) 12
d) 6
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You are wrong, If your ans is b.... :P 

Ans: c) 12  ella maasamum 28 naatgalai kondulladhu....THINK..

Husband and wife discussing about their daughter marriage joke

Wife: eenga namma ponnukku vayasaikitte pogudhu avalukku seekirama oru mappilai paarkka koodaadhaa?...

Husband: azhaga lathanama oru maappillai kidaikkiravarai kaathirukkattundi!..

Wife: Engappa appadiyaa kaathirundhaar?....

Husband: ???....(enna maama sema bulbaa....) 

Your waste SMS changed my mind joke in Tamil

Naan tharkkolai seiyalaam endru mudivu eduthen..Appozhuludhu unnudiaya SMS enakku vandhadhum mudivai kaivittu vaazhalaam endru mudivu seidhen...

En theriyumaa?..

Unnai maadhiri vettiyaa SMS pannukindravargal vaazhum bodhu naan mattum saavadhaa? ... endru...

Anbe Neen oru Idly-Mokka Joke

Anbe...!!!
Nee oru "IDLY"
Unaku naanthan "CHATNEY"
Nee oru "PONGAL"
Un appa enakku "UNCLE"
Nee oru "THAYIR"
Aanalum nee ennoda "UYIR"
Nee oru "RASAM"
Enna love panalannaalum                
          unna vittu pogadhu en "PAASAM"
Nee oru "PAROTTA"
Ippave unnai parka "VARATTA"??
Dont Clap.. :P :D He..He..!!

Veetla current illa - Power cut joke

Teacher: Endaa home work pannalai?

Student: Veetla current illa

Teacher: candle ethi vachi eludha vediyadhu dhane?

Student: theepetti saami roomula irundhuchi

Teacher: poi edukka vendiyadhu dhane?

Stundet: naan kulikkaama saami room pogamatten.

Teacher: en kulikkala?

Student: Motor odalai. thanni varalai

Teacher: en motor odalai 

Student: ngoyyala... adhan sonnenla veetula current illaannu...

hotel Joke

"Manager, unga hotel room 708-le irundhu pesaren"

"sollunga sir, enna venum?"

" Enakkum en pondaattikkum periya sandai.. jannal valiya veliye kudhichiduvennu miratraa.."

" Sir idhu unga personal visayam.."

"muttal, jannal thirakka mattenkudhu, seekiram adhai thirakka oru aalai anuppu" :) ta

Romantic Good Night Poems

A Journey of Love
A Journey of Wisdom
A Journey of Dream
A Journey of Stars
A Journey of Sleep
Enjoy the journey with Sweet Dreams…

Good Night

Valentines Day Quotes For Boyfriends

I Love The Way You See Me…
I Love The Way You Touch Me..
I Love The Way You Hug Me…
Infact I Love The Way You Love Me..
Love U Sweetheart..!!!

Beautiful christmas quotes

Beautiful christmas quotes-
From home to home and heart to heart,
From one place to another,
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
Brings us closer to each other.
Merry X-Mas

Happy Children’s Day

Some Important Facts about Childrens…………!!
Children make you want to start life over.
Children are the keys of paradise.
The best thing to spend on your children is your time.
Give a little love to a child and you will get a great deal back.
Children have more need of models, than of critics.
A child mis-educated is a child lost.
Happy Children’s Day

Happy Fathers Day

Great Msg About Dad :

-A Great Man Who
Spares His Life …

Hides His Feelings …

-Ignores His Happiness …

-Accepts The Struggle

So Don’t Hurt Your Gentle
Dad

Think About Him

Happy Fathers Day….

ow fast can you guess the words?

ow fast can you guess the words?
1.boo_s
2.__ndom
3.f__k
4.p_n_s
5.pu_s_
6.s_x

Answers
1.books
2.random
3.fork
4.pants
5.pulse
6.six

You got all 6 wrong..!! :-\